Holiday Jokes
Q: What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
A: We’ll have a boo Christmas without you.
Q: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
A: Okay everyone, sack time!!
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
Q: Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him.
Chess Daily News from Susan Polgar
Any other chess jokes?
Why did Slaoni, Laferti, Mottersheadi, Goichi, Roberti, and the devil cross the road?
To sue the chicken.