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      Home  >  Daily News • General News  >  The funnies by Mr. Berry

      The funnies by Mr. Berry

      Frank K. Berry, funny, Jokes


      These came from Frank K. Berry, organizer and sponsor of the 2007 US and US Women’s Championship:

      In a Podiatrist’s office:
      “Time wounds all heels.”

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      On a Septic Tank Truck:
      Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

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      At a Proctologist’s door:
      “To expedite your visit please back in.”

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      On a Plumber’s truck:
      “We repair what your husband fixed.”

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      On another Plumber’s truck:
      “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..”

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      On a Church’s Billboard:
      “7 days without God makes one weak.”

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      At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
      “Invite us to your next blowout.”

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      At a Towing company:
      “We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”

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      On an Electrician’s truck:
      “Let us remove your shorts.”

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      In a Nonsmoking Area:
      “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

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      On a Maternity Room door:
      “Push. Push. Push.”

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      At an Optometrist’s Office:
      “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”

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      On a Taxidermist’s window:
      “We really know our stuff.”

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      On a Fence:
      “Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!”

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      At a Car Dealership:
      “The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”

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      Outside a Muffler Shop:
      “No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

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      In a Veterinarian’s waiting room:
      “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

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      At the Electric Company
      “We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don’t, you will be.”

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      In a Restaurant window:
      “Don’t stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.”

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      At a Propane Filling Station:
      “Thank heaven for little grills.”

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      And don’t forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
      “Best place in town to take a leak.”

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      4 Comments

      1. Out_of_the_Ether Reply
        August 21, 2007 at 8:25 pm

        Great slogans! I like the electric company and “delighted”. Subtle… Rich

      2. Anonymous Reply
        August 21, 2007 at 9:38 pm

        ha

      3. scugrad Reply
        August 22, 2007 at 12:23 am

        Actually I heard the electrician one (Let us remove your shorts) back when I lived in Washington state. They had a little music to go with it and everything

      4. Anonymous Reply
        August 22, 2007 at 12:34 am

        Dedicated to Michael Vick:

        Fun flies when you’re doing time.

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