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Missed me by that much
Wu Tang Kasparov!
Only this much separated me from Bobby and Jose, but nonetheless, I was the best in the 20th century.
What’s so complicated about chess? White starts here and black starts there. That’s it.
Putin only comes up to here on me. Okay, maybe to here.
No more Kasparov captions please!:))
I even started to have karate lessons in case they’d arrest me again!
my rating is still that much higher than Kramniks’
Well, I’ve lost this match to Putin.
He plays even dirtier than Karpov and Campomanes.
So the “hands up” was just a joke? Thank goodness! I’m tired of that.
“And they told me next time it’s off with my head.”
White wins this much of the time and Black wins this much of the time.
“you put the meat between the bread like so”
how could kramink lend my crown to anand?
(when asked about his chances vs kramink)
“kramink is still that much taller then me… but i could take em”
yo yo yo G kaspy in tha house!
“These hands are registered with the FBI as lethal weapons!”
“We need this-many signatures, but the next weekend Swiss only has that-many players. So I can’t run.”
Ok turn off the lights and turn up the spotlight and I will begin my shadow puppet show for Putin and his officers.
In terms of a greatness graph here I am and here is The King Bobby Fischer!
And then I saw a Mig came at 2 o’clock…
I came this close to being elected president of the prison chess club.
I am stupid.
They were going to make me suck one this big if I did not drop out of the race.
The right hand puppet is Putin and the left hand puppet is me.
See, here I am telling off Tzar Putin with my mighty left handed puppet of power.
You can see the right hand Putin puppet shaking and dripping bodily fluids for fear of the left handed Kasparov hand puppet.
Now, watch as both hand puppets begin to eat each other…
I had to end my presidential bid because I super glued my fingers together at the campaign office.
And then the jailer was coming so I stuffed the file and shovel into mouth to hide escape attempt…
Comrade guard said I was free and as consolation prize I was given free copy of Chess Tactics for Dictators signed by V. Putin.
Putin Kasparov 1-0
“Anonymous said…
And then I saw a Mig came at 2 o’clock…”
Then to my surprise it really was Mig, Mig Greengard telling me that more of my books are selling better and that he had secured a visiting role on “Lost” where I am a delusional chess personality wandering the jungle bent on conquest of the un-free world.
My next feat of genius will be to oppose World Dictator and Babylonian Prositute Hillary Clinton for the U.S. Presidency.
Enough of that. I’m returning to chess!!
I vote for Ano 6:41
“I am just a loud mouth.”
Like in chess organization (example the PCA), my idea is to challenge the existing organization, and create something non-workable in place. Calling the existing organization “dictatorial”, bad, etc. is so easy! I hope to have equal “success” in Russian politics 🙂
PS: Luckily the Russians are not so naive and stupid as chess players (reference to all those who keep supporting the PCA/its offshoot = Kramnik).
I’m this close to running for the U.S. Senate!
My hand puppets made me do it!
“I made a pile of money this high selling books to idiots who thought I was really running for president. Those Americans believed me when I told them Russia is not a free country. LOL!”
“Those Americans believed me when I told them Russia is not a free country.”
Russia still isn’t a free country.
You are Stupid Russian Parrot Paranoid Robot Regurgitator.
Go back in line and wait for bread like good Ruski lap dog…