Round 9 game between Topalov and Kramnik. Picture by Frits Agterdenbos at www.chessvista.com
Keep it clean please 🙂
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It doesn’t give that move in the Toliet Gazzette.
Oooops! Even the three officials in the background are visibly affected by the tension. They all don’t seem happy. :0(
40 moves…How the hell am I supposed to remember all this?
“Fritz and Rybka don’t shake hands before their games. Why should we?”
Lets see if I read this correctly it says if I refuse to shake his hand I will be forfit.
resistence is futile vlad, i have the moves already…
I think you guys and/or gals overlooked something: due to the unusual visual perspective of the photo, Kramnik looks like a giant compared to Topalov. Great comic potential, no? Go for it….
He didn’t shake my hand… Let me scream to the officials! Wait, didn’t he just come back from THERE?
I just dipped my rook in some hot, fresh coffee. Would you like a bite? Hey! I SAID, WOULD YOU LIKE A BITE?
Kramnik: “where is the lever on this chair?! I have to go badly and they locked me out of the bathroom again!”
-Justin Daniel
Hey Danilov, I’m missing page 17 of the home prep — can you fax it to the bathroom?
Gawd..Just as well that’s not the pawn I’m going to sac on.
Kramnik: How does the horsey move?
Topalov: Hmmm. The rule book doesn’t say.
“Hey Vlad, Heath Ledger just died!”
“No way”!
“Way! I just read it on Susan Polgar’s Chess Blog!!!”
Topalov hopes Kramnik drinks the tea provided by Nigel Short. It is laced with sleeping powder.
Nigel hopes he will get lucky tonight!
Don’t we deserve a set with normal-sized rooks? Some kids take better sets than this to their club.
And this little pawn went wee, wee, wee all the way home.
-Seth Homa
According to this diagram, they’re already on the right squares!
Today’s Menu: Kramnik Soup
Checkmate Pal.
Drawnik..i got it all worked out at home..so dont try your stinking toilet stuff today…
Topalov: What the hell this 12.Nxf7 but anyway Cheparinov said it’s ok let me try it may be a chance to win against “black opponent”
Kramnik: Hey “white opponent” make your move! it’s not time to read Danailov’s love letter!
“IS everybody else watching only the two of us?”
“Yep, black square on the left. Just checking. You can never be sure about this guy.”
Each player demonstrates his own specialty: Kramnik – his chess, and Topalov – his press releases.