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How creative can you be? Just remember to keep it clean 🙂
Kasparov reminds his opponents that he can see 400 moves ahead.
-Eric
I spy… a mate in 7
Who put superglue on my fingers?!?
-Ryan
“I may be made of clay, but I can still play!”
“This is how I win: the Evil Eye.”
Garry Kasparov waits patiently for medical attention after he accidentally touched the side of his head with super glue.
. . . On the way home I must remember to get tomatoes . . . .
and washing powered . . . jezz that last one is important, I better write it down or I’ll forget . . .
At the chess museum the new Garry Kasparov wax figure is unveiled. After hour pranksters decide to have some fun and melt Garrys fingers to his head making for a rather ridiculous pose.
ok 1 more….
The next morning after attending The Moscow New Years Eve party a rather hung over Kaspy points to the only place on his head where it doesnt hurt.
Olympic team contract? What olympic team contract? Susan, who?
Ooh, this time someone plays better than me.. Putin !
this is where I had the surgery to remove my interest in chess and have it replaced with an interest in politics.
Putin said he would drill the hole right… there… if I didn’t behave myself.
“You know what?I’m happy!”
“An excellent sculpture of the famous chess player Kasparov”
Coming soon to a Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum near you…
En el instante que fue retratado Kasparov pensaba:
Pongo Azucar o miel a mi cafe????
🙂
This one is funny even without a caption.
In the clearing stands a boxer and a fighter by his trade…
And he carries the reminder of every blow that laid him low
Or cut him, ’til he cried out, in his anger and his pain
“I am leaving I am leaving” but the fighter still remains
He missed a mate-in-one and he’s supposed to be World Champion?! Wonder if I should have retired after all?
Shoot me right here.
( I should not have retired, this politics thing isn’t going to work out, I have NOTHING)
Do you really think cosmetic surgery can get rid of these crows feet?
Hey, Garry, what did you see at the asian championships?
Who killed JFK?
I feel numb.
-GK
Doctor implant the computer chip right here.
Doctor I can not sleep nights. I keep hearing cell phone conversations on this dumb blue tooth chip.
If I don’t win this next game, I’ll have to shoot myself…
This head it’s the greatest of them all you see…They even missing mates in one!! How do they dare try to keep up with me!! what ignorance!! and that Putin, I even offered him odds in a game betting mother Russia and he chickened out!!
Anybody have a qtip? My ears feel al ittle waxy.
my predecessors are, where my finger is – my successors are out of their minds – no finger needed!
dont do it Garry……you’ll have a major debacle going on ebay where they will be auctioning off pieces of your brain, for research. LOL 🙂
How to outplay Putin … ?
“Did I turn my lights off in the parking garage?”
or
“Is he ever going to move??”
Sam in Lubbock
I hadn´t noticed that Garry is already in Madame Tussaud Museum.
The first one is my favourite.
kiss it and make it all better.