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I can crush Kasparov in my right fist!
i wish i knew what i was doing it would be so much less stressful
If it was only his real neck!!!
why are all my pieces looking like pawns?
how come kasparov queened all his 8 pawns?
And why are all these squares of same color?
And my…my drink, why does it taste like… WHAT THE ……………
“Arbiter…………”
‘I’ll drink his blood!’
We still have judgment here; that we but teach
Bloody instructions, which being taught, return
To plague the inventor: this even-handed justice
Commends the ingredients of our poisoned chalice
To our own lips.
Somehow seems appropriate as Karpov said of the 1st match that he gave Kasparov “40 free chess lessons” the fruits of which Kasparov forced Karpov to drink in the subsequent matches.
Gotta stop drinking these beers during games…
“I knew I would regret drinking this drink. It tastes and looks like old mayonnaise.”, said Karpov.
“Garry said all of his love and attention was put into the drink. He even put his picture on the cup.”
“Somehow I feel that Garry was telling the truth and now I feel cheated!”, thought Karpov.
Psycholigist – So how does he make you feel?
Tolya – I like him.
Psych – are you sure?
Tolya – yes! We make great chess games together, lovely games.
Psych – Do you talk much?
Tolya – We negotiate. The future looks good.
Psych – Gary in an interview claims you are the second best player in history, which he says is great praise.
Tolya – Yes, I agree, but I am surprised Gary putting himself third behind me and Fischer. Yes! I should thank him.
Maybe this Kasparov drink will make me play better! I wonder…..
Kamalakanta
This drink makes me want to act badly and go into Russian politics.
a) siamese dream
b) world cup fever
c) inoculation loop
d) hommage a escher
e) langmut (forbearance/longanimity)
f) sadness beholding happiness
g) red bull
h) out of book forever