The unpredictable Ivanchuk
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The unpredictable Ivanchuk
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Officer, she said put your hands on her here like this and then I did!
I swear I didn’t know she was 16!
Please don’t take me to jail officer!
I’m 40 and I can still do it!
” It was a coooollldd and miserable day…I was two ….count em two! exchanges down…He was 10 stories High…if he was an inch…but then I rolled up my sleeves..snuck up in an endgame…then I wacked him….I tell you my friends…You should have been there my friends! He’s still crying.”
Mike Magnan
NO, NO, NO!!! That’s it, no more Vodka for me!!
If I had a wife, she wouldn’t let me leave home looking like this !!
Honk! Honk!
Maybe Susan Polgar was coming to kiss him
😉
And so I sez I sez to Satan, you got a deal!
Susan and Paul,
check out this cartoon
http://www.chron.com/apps/comics/showComick.mpl?date=20080508&name=Bizarro
No, no! I’ll do anything you want, just don’t put me in that glass cage again!
“And I was like…noooo, keep that knight away from me!”
-Seth H
“It is amazing discovery. Five centuries of chess theory overturned! You just put pawns like this, and then Rooks are worth less than Knights and Bishops!”
(see game with Radjabov:-)
“I am not responsible for this tie!”
“The fish was this big when I caught it — after which I skinned it and made it into a tie.”
Don’t worry! I actually play BETTER when I’m drunk!
ACS police please le me go…I had no idea that 200 goldfish died to make this tie.