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      Home  >  Daily News  >  Lame chess joke

      Lame chess joke

      Chess Joke


      A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. “I can hardly believe my eyes!” he exclaimed. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.” “Nah, he’s not so smart,” the friend replied. “I’ve beaten him three games out of five.”

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      8 Comments

      1. Anonymous Reply
        January 16, 2009 at 2:08 am

        Booger!

      2. Philippe Dornbusch Reply
        January 16, 2009 at 5:41 am

        ouarf!

        excellent

      3. Rooney Reply
        January 16, 2009 at 8:22 am

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      4. Rooney Reply
        January 16, 2009 at 8:26 am

        Worth at least a pawn and perhaps a knight!:)

      5. baincardin Reply
        January 16, 2009 at 8:44 am

        sure he is the smartest dog in a chess world! ^_^

        so cute he posed as a defensive player, I say…:)

      6. Anonymous Reply
        January 16, 2009 at 2:17 pm

        Hahaha….

        this guy must be really a stupid dumbass … loses two out of 5 games against his dog …

        my dog for example has only beaten me in chess one single time in my whole life…

      7. Korchnoi Reply
        January 16, 2009 at 2:18 pm

        “my dog for example has only beaten me in chess one single time in my whole life…”

        This will be he first time and the last time your dog has defeated you in your life, Ja!?

      8. Anonymous Reply
        January 16, 2009 at 3:00 pm

        Here’s the joke in its most original form:
        http://www.chessbase.com/newsdetail.asp?newsid=570

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