Useful Work Phrases – Part One…
1. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
2. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
3. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t care.
6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
8. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
9. I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
11. It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.
12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
haha. funny
Ms. Polgar, do you really think this is funny? Do you really call this humor?
I’ve been following your blog for quite a while. And one thing I noticed is your almost absolute lack of sense of humor.
Well this is the confirmation: only someone with no sense of humor at all could find these retarded phrases funny.
Keep on the good work in chess.
Best,
R
This is funny. I have met some people like that in my office.