Cover of Parade Magazine (July 17, 2005) 
Are Men Smarter Than Women?
This is a nationwide poll.
Chess is on the mainstream map and on the cover!
Survey can be taken at:
http://parade.qualtrics.com/TakeSurvey?id=13&responseCheck=false
Of the 50 following individuals, who are your top five picks in smarts?
Mary Matalin
Jon Stewart
Linda Buck
Susan Polgar
Sally Ride
Georgia O’Keeffe
Meg Whitman
Jane Goodall
Sandra Day O’Connor
Condoleezza Rice
Jackie Chan
Hayao Miyazaki
Ralph Lauren
Dalai Lama
Bette Davis
Rosalyn Yalow
James Carville
Dr. Phil (McGraw)
Frank Gehry
Warren Buffett
George S. Patton Jr.
Bill Clinton
Steven Spielberg
Meryl Streep
Maya Lin
Oprah Winfrey
Katharine Graham
Pat Summitt
Annie Duke
Wynton Marsalis
Albert Einstein
Antonia Novello
Annika Sorenstam
Edward Albee
Quincy Jones
Pablo Picasso
Sergey Brin
Ben Carson
J.K. Rowling
Martha Graham
Bill Gates
Yo-Yo Ma
Dr. Ruth (Westheimer)
Mike Nichols
Toni Morrison
Stephen Hawking
Johnny Carson
Marie Curie
Allison Fisher
Mikhail Baryshnikov
This is so cool! You’re on the cover with many of the most famous people in the world!
Maria
Great to see you on this list Susan along with famous people.
Paco
Great to see you on the cover
Steven
Yeah, it’s great to see a chess player on the cover!
Henry
How come I’m not on the list?
That does it school’s not out!
Without me, you’d be nowhere!
What’s a list of great people without me?
Me either?
Who’s the Marsalis cat think he be?
Where’s my hero, Chuck Norris?
If the sun…refused to shine.
I don’t mind…I don’t mind.
But
Leavin me offa this list…I’m pissed
I’m pissed
Perhaps I need to compose more poetry to appear on your list?
Alas! You have already forgotten me!
Darn that Beethoven! This is his work!
How soon they forget!
If only they had reduced this panel to its simplest elements!
I invented chemistry for this?
Fret not!
I traveled far, across the sea
I traveled far, and gave them thee
They lost their flatland
Their narrow pleasure
They lost their innocence
Their tiny treasure
I cast them out into the stars
I showed them light, planets, mars
Timeless voyages, endless pleasure
The universe about them in boundless measure
Oh, I don’t know, perhaps someone good at a sport shouldn’t be put above:
Darwin, Descartes, Hume, Betrand Russell, Kurt Godel, Turing, Kant, von Neumann, Bohr, Shroedinger, Leibniz, Aristotle, Socrates, Plato, Quine, Dretske, Chomsky, Skinner, Pavlov, William James, Husserl, Matt Groening, Brentano, Marx, Hegel, Feynman, Shannon, the Euler family, Melville, Freud, Tolkein, Francis Crick….